Sometimes people ask me things and I wonder to myself, what the hell does this have to do with anything? For instance I was asked yesterday if I know X-girl, and my answer was no. The guy was like, but she works in your building and I said nope, never heard of her. He was about to ask again when I stopped him and asked where the convo was going. Turns out this 'bird' is supposed to be the hottest ting since the electric toaster. OOOOK. I certainly didn't give two hoots cause she didn't offer to pay my bills.
Another scenario, girl walks through the office and the cliques go on high alert. So they turn to me and ask me saing like 'wait you see that?' And I'm like what? I mean what the fuk dude??? If it makes your day to sit and whizzie whizzie then fine. I not going rain on your parade, but don't confuse my rass unless you going help me run some of my overdue reports. Schupes
I may be a bit dull at times, shit all the time because the mundane day to day activities which get people heart pumping do little for me, infact most people annoy me (I should probly see the shrink for this as well).
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