Sunday, August 10, 2008

CHINESE SICK LEAVE - 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon............You got nice house!'
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