I guess the jokes on me

Well well well. When the world conspires against you. The sense of betrayal can confuse your emotions. I want to thank (and curse) everyone who had a hand in my surprise. I walked right into it. Its one thing to plan a surprise party, but to plan and execute your own is ... well words cannot explain how I feel. Thanks again.

Sis, love you. Mum, love you. All of the other bastards, love you guys. After party in wanstead this evening

30 years people.
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